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Eavesdropping With Matt Episode 71: To Waffle or not to Waffle

Dedicated to the young man who walked in to THE WAFFLE WINDOW on Alberta in Portland, Oregon.

We have a guest room.
I bet you wish you lived in Portland now.

Young Man: Hmmm. The menu seems to be mostly waffles here.

Young Man (to the cashier): What is your specialty here?

Cashier: Uh… people like… the waffles. Maybe the 3 B’s waffle? It’s bacon, brie and basil.

Young Man: Okay. Yeah. Okay. I’ll take a waffle.

Close one. I thought he was going to order the pancake! You can read more Eavesdropping With Matt here.

By Matt Mikalatos

Matt Mikalatos is a writer not a fighter.