Dedicated to the young man who walked in to THE WAFFLE WINDOW on Alberta in Portland, Oregon.
Young Man: Hmmm. The menu seems to be mostly waffles here.
Young Man (to the cashier): What is your specialty here?
Cashier: Uh… people like… the waffles. Maybe the 3 B’s waffle? It’s bacon, brie and basil.
Young Man: Okay. Yeah. Okay. I’ll take a waffle.
Close one. I thought he was going to order the pancake! You can read more Eavesdropping With Matt here.