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Two ideas to spice up the 2018 winter Olympics

I’m Greek, so my opinions on the Olympics carry extra weight.

One, I believe the traditional clothing of the Olympics is superior. Everyone should be naked.

Two, each new event should do its best to adhere as closely as possible to Mario Kart.

That is all. You may now return to your regularly scheduled events for the day.

By Matt Mikalatos

Matt Mikalatos is a writer not a fighter.