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My five year old has made a startling discovery at her school

You never know what you’ll hear when you ask her about her day….

 

My five year old, Myca, revealed some startling news when I asked her about her day yesterday.

Myca: I found a dead fairy in the grass at my school.

Me: A dead fairy?

Myca: Well, it was only her brain.

Me: Oh! What do you think killed it? A cat?

Myca: My friends thought it was a piece of gum. But it was a brain. In the grass. It was gross.

Me: Um.

Myca: It was probably the tooth fairy’s brain.

By Matt Mikalatos

Matt Mikalatos is a writer not a fighter.