Have You Ever Seen a Goal as Good as This?

What’s that you say? You don’t care about hockey? Okay, that’s cool. You’re gonna wanna spend 60 seconds watching this anyway.

*jaw hanging open*

His name is Tomas Hertl, and he’s only 19. It’s like an opening scene to a summer blockbuster when we need to meet the main character in grand, no, barely believable fashion. So something a-mazing happens.

Forget the fact that he scored four goals in a game before his 20th birthday. Look at how he scored the fourth. You almost can’t even see it at normal human speed.

That is poetry on ice.

And how awesome are those shots of his mom and girlfriend in the crowd?

My beloved Pittsburgh Pirates may be done for the season, but hockey is here once again, and it’s beauteous.

By Clay Morgan

Clay Morgan is the author of Undead. Say hi on Twitter.